I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
and make you feel like actual shit
And shitty relationships that won’t lastand shitty people
i hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
I don’t get sexually or romantically frustrated I get adventurously frustrated like I’m 17 years old why haven’t I been granted magic powers, slain a dragon, and defeated an oppressive emperor and started a rebellion yetFINALLY SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS
I get all three please help
does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye
If I ever get married, I want to do the vows from “Corpse Bride”
"With this hand,
I will lift your sorrows.
Your cup will never empty,
For I will be your wine.
With this candle,
I will light your way in darkness.
With this ring,
I ask you to be mine.”
That is IF I ever do marry.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THIS SHIP HAS SAILED
YOU DON’T WANT THAT SHIP TO SAIL IT WILL EVENTUALLY SINK
If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.
that’s really inspiring
holy fucking shit
i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life